The Earth Is Flat!

When children enter their first science class they are told that this Earth is round, but what they don't know is that scientists have all joined forces to trick us as part of a great practical joke. If the Earth was round then wouldn't the people in the southern hemisphere just fall off the Earth? Ohh, I mean southern hemisquare. Take a look at how many boats and planes just go mysteriously missing. They have fallen off the ends of the Earth! Has everyone gone mad! Am I the only one left that has a single ounce of intelligence in my body? Look alive people! The Earth is flat, and if noone knows then people will continue to lose more and more sailors each year! This insensitive joke has gone on long enough. Go out into the world and tell your science teacher, "You are wrong sir!"

Live long and prosper,
Alexander the Great

What is an American?

What is an American? Is an American white or black? Is an American English, French, German, Russian, African, East-European, or Asian? An American is everyone who has comes to this land of freedom in pursuit of happiness, prosperity, religious freedom, and safety. We are farmers, construction workers, soldiers, lawyers, politicians, musicians, bankers, miners, etc. America is not just a giant nation with vast plains, rivers, beautiful beaches, enormous mountains, and frozen tundras, it is a land where whatever you put your heart into or whatever you seek to achieve then you can make it happen. Some people ere critical that are government is too soft or too hardheaded, some say we are disrespectful of different ideas or beliefs, but take those people to any other country and they will begin to miss the freedoms and oppurtunities that they take for granted every day in America. Some people complain that elections are skewed, take them to Iran or the Democratic Republic of the Congo where elections are not even held, and if they are they are very corrupt. People may view this country in any manner they please but I will continue to see it as my true home that I will never stop loving and I will do anything to protect.

Live long and prosper,
Alexander the Great

Refridgerator Poem

A word or two by the way of this cape, (1) I wakened was with thundering noise and pietous shrieks of dreadful voice, (2) The cry of the indians was dreadful, especially when they saw their men run out of the rendevous but were commanded not to shoot till they could take full aim at them, (3) Oh the roaring, and singing and danceing, and yealling of those black creatures in the night, which made the place a lively resemblance of hell, (4) An army of Devils is horribly broke in upon the place which is the center and, after a sort, the firstborn of our English settlements, (5) They charged the English, that so kindly received them with their muskets loaded with pistol shot, that down fell their God, and divers lay sprawling on the ground, (6) Thus it pleased God to vanquish their enemies and give them deliverance. (7)

1. Pg. 45, William Bradford
2. Pg. 79, Anne Bradstreet
3. Pg. 49, William Bradford
4. Pg. 83, Mary Rowlandson
5. Pg. 120, Cotton Mather
6. Pg. 36, John Smith
7. Pg. 49, William Bradford

Live long and prosper,
Alexander the Great

Farewell Steve Irwin

As most of us woke up today to enjoy the splendors of labor day weekend most of us had no idea tradgedy had struck. Steve Irwin, the croc hunter, was killed filming a documentary doing what he loved best. Most people remember him for his insane crocodile wrestling and his baby feeding but we will always remember his great work at helping preserve the natural wildlife of Australia. In rememberance of his work and his life I believe tomorrow the flag should be flown at half mast and that every September 4 will be Steve Irwin Day. Goodbye mate.

Live long and prosper,
Alexander the Great