8 Things I Can Do Without

1. Bad jokes
2. crazy terrorists
3. people who talk on their cell phones at the dinner table
4. spiders
5. An evil roaming band of Tom Brokaws
6. Anyone asscoiated with The Real World (everyone on that show is either a dumba** dude or a slutty bimbo)
7. hippies
8. anyone who wears their hat at a 30-45 degree angle

Live long and prosper,
Alexander the Great