The Earth Is Flat!

When children enter their first science class they are told that this Earth is round, but what they don't know is that scientists have all joined forces to trick us as part of a great practical joke. If the Earth was round then wouldn't the people in the southern hemisphere just fall off the Earth? Ohh, I mean southern hemisquare. Take a look at how many boats and planes just go mysteriously missing. They have fallen off the ends of the Earth! Has everyone gone mad! Am I the only one left that has a single ounce of intelligence in my body? Look alive people! The Earth is flat, and if noone knows then people will continue to lose more and more sailors each year! This insensitive joke has gone on long enough. Go out into the world and tell your science teacher, "You are wrong sir!"

Live long and prosper,
Alexander the Great